“ Reading an article titled “New pills make semen taste like apple pie.” And you can’t get any more American than apple pie, so I suppose it would be our patriotic duty to get a hold of some of those.
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Text I just received from Bree. If I hadn’t just peed, I would’ve peed my pants when I read that. (via readyfire-aim)
Is it sad that I kind of want to submit my own text to TextsFromLastNight? And I’m glad you liked it, Lauren.
