My house is infested with ants
And they just keep coming back. By “house” I really just mean the kitchen and dining area, but I am talking hundreds of ants at a time infiltrating the premises. They don’t even look like ants, more like long, fat, flat snakes slithering across the counters and floors.
I find myself lying in bed at night with an ant or two crawling across my arm, or collarbone, or leg. Yuck. Thank the lord we’re moving at the end of the month.