Early morning text messaging

B: I had forgotten how much I dislike having to wake up early to make my siblings breakfast and lunch, and drive them to school. Anyway, hope you're having a good morning.
A: You do too much. I think for your birthday I'll change your gift to a pack of cigars.
B: If you're going to change my gift, I'd prefer a pony.
A: You can ride me like a pony . . .
A: I leave no messes and you can feed me carrots, too.
B: Only if you were to grow out your hair so I could braid it with ribbons.
A: Deal's off!!
B: =(
A: You took it too far!
B: Yeah, but only to teach you a lesson.