June 2011
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September 2009
36 posts
"I have so many emotions right now. I want to...
Officially THE best text I’ve ever received. And in the top 10 of favorite things ever said to me. <3
Want to see Der Baader Meinhoff Komplex
but am thinking it might be kind of late.
Perfect meal:
Asiago, gouda, and midnight moon cheeses. Pepperoni. Slices of regular and herb baguette. Green grapes. Chunks of dark chocolate. And a glass of white wine.
Superb.
The After School Special
Emma: Rachel, did you just throw up?
Rachel: No, the girl who was throwing up before me left that. I tried, but I guess I just don't have a gag reflex.
Emma: One day, when you're older, that'll turn out to be a gift.
I always feel like
maryfromarcadia:
if I talk about someone on here, they’re gunna have some kind of revelation and be like “today I’m gunna search for Mary’s blog” and then they’re gunna read what I wrote and know it’s about them.
I worry about this ALL THE TIME.
But no worries, feel free to say whatever you want to about me on your blog. I won’t mind.
“Reading an article titled “New pills make semen taste like apple pie.” And you...”
– Text I just received from Bree. If I hadn’t just peed, I would’ve peed my pants when I read that. (via readyfire-aim)
Is it sad that I kind of want to submit my own text to TextsFromLastNight? And I’m glad you liked it, Lauren.
Bob Dylan's "Ballad of a Thin Man"
You walk into the room With your pencil in your hand You see somebody naked And you say, “Who is that man?” You try so hard But you don’t understand Just what you’ll say When you get home
Because something is happening here But you don’t know what it is Do you, Mister Jones?
You raise up your head And you ask, “Is this where it is?” And somebody...
“But I couldn’t stay away,
I need a kiss to get me through the day”
– 10 Things I Hate About Your (TV show)
Don’t ask me why I’m watching this.
anthonymichaelrojas:
Love is like a Rubix Cube, there are countless numbers of wrong twists and turns, but when you get it right, it looks perfect no matter what way you look at it
I'm Too..
readyfire-aim:
Lazy
Tired
Annoyed
Headache-ridden
Drained
…for tumblr right now.
Choose your favourite.
I’m going to go with “good.” Even if it is not an option.
Gosh, Tumblr! Why do you have to be so dumb right...
I’m going to write a strongly worded e-mail, and don’t think I won’t!
http://twitter.com/fatherkelly →
Hilarious.
My house is infested with ants
And they just keep coming back. By “house” I really just mean the kitchen and dining area, but I am talking hundreds of ants at a time infiltrating the premises. They don’t even look like ants, more like long, fat, flat snakes slithering across the counters and floors.
I find myself lying in bed at night with an ant or two crawling across my arm, or collarbone, or leg....
A dialogue in smileys
B: =/
A: =/
B: =) ?
A: ;-)
B: =D
A: =>
B: =O
A: =]
B: ^_^
A: O_O
B: :-*
A: -_-
B: 8=D
A: Inappropriate!
B: O:-)
B: ??
B: =(
A: =}
B: Zzzz?
A: *_*
B: B-)
A: :~)
B: What is that?--Elephant? And why did I get sighing smiley in response to my kiss smiley? [pouts]
I can hear peafowl from my house. What the hell?
Also just realized the downside of moving right across from the arboretum.
Shit.
This is not right. →
readyfire-aim:
The Associate Press released a photo of a mortally wounded marine, after the father of said marine requested that the photo not be released to the public.
Are you fucking kidding me? Do the people at AP have no hearts?
They’re reasoning for publishing the photograph is that it presents the “grimness of war”. This poor kid’s [who was only 21, by the way] FAMILY has to see a photo...
Early morning text messaging
B: I had forgotten how much I dislike having to wake up early to make my siblings breakfast and lunch, and drive them to school. Anyway, hope you're having a good morning.
A: You do too much. I think for your birthday I'll change your gift to a pack of cigars.
B: If you're going to change my gift, I'd prefer a pony.
A: You can ride me like a pony . . .
A: I leave no messes and you can feed me carrots, too.
B: Only if you were to grow out your hair so I could braid it with ribbons.
A: Deal's off!!
B: =(
A: You took it too far!
B: Yeah, but only to teach you a lesson.
“It is all your quirks,
things you hate about yourself,
that captured my heart.”
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
I hate drama.
I also can’t stand people who say they hate drama, but then are always dealing with that shit.
I don’t have drama in my life. Why? ‘Cause I don’t go looking for it, and it doesn’t come looking for me. I don’t have friends that bring it into my life, and I don’t overreact to stupid-ass shit until it escalates into some evil vortex of dramatics threatening...
txtsfrmlstnght:
(940): I googled “I hate my uterus” just to make sure I wasn’t the only one.
Trust, you’re not.
Final interview for the library gig I want was...
It went pretty well. Keeping my fingers crossed.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(334): i did the ‘picked up item’ thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face (1-334): so you’re single again? (334): yea but it was worth it
What? She broke up with him?! I would have proposed right then and there.
everythingharrypotter:
malfoyy:
yerawizardharry:
leftovergreenbeans:
DRESS UP GAMES HAHAHA.
Danielle Radcliffe
Rupert Grint
Emma Watson
I don’t think anyone is actually going to click on these. I just thought they were really funny.
OMG I LOVE THESE GAMES SO MUCH
WHY IS DOBBY STANDING SO CLOSE TO A NEARLY NAKED DAN/HARRY? I’m laughing so hard right now.
‘Cause I’m...
August 2009
5 posts
Full list of fall season premiere dates (TY ONTD)
starrify:
Tuesday, September 8 8 pm 90210 (The CW) 9 pm Melrose Place (NEW! The CW) 10 pm Sons of Anarchy (FX) Wednesday, September 9 8 pm America’s Next Top Model (The CW) 8 pm So You Think You Can Dance (Fox) 9 pm Glee (Fox) Thursday, September 10 8 pm The Vampire Diaries (NEW! The CW) 9 pm Supernatural (The CW) Monday, September 14 8 pm One Tree Hill (The CW) 9 pm Gossip Girl (The CW) 10 pm...
Uh-Oh. I've been back on tumblr for all of two...
I thought I had gotten past this. What the hell?!
Note to self: Grow up, self!
Attention Photographers!
anthonymichaelrojas:
and people who own cameras!
I want to start doing weekly or 2 weekly photo contests!
I’ll pick a theme and display them and have people like them
and comment them.
If you win…then I think it will be good exposure.
I think this week will be best smile picture!
so until I can get this organized
just send a link to the photo here
Send them in by the 7th. :)
“ 2...
July 2009
160 posts
I Wish
readyfire-aim:
I could find a way to inflict the way I speak into how I write. I think it would make it that much more interesting.
And by how I speak I mean the way I say certain things and the tones of my voice in certain words. I’d give a few of you a good laugh.
I try to do this as much as I can—though a little less in papers and essays for school—and that is why I use so...
Bought two new pairs of shoes today at Target.
Cute strappy heels and what I like to call “yacht shoes” for girls. I also got a couple pairs of dress pants. Yay!
This Is Far Too Much Fun. →
readyfire-aim:
This is what I am doing while Seth is asleep. Killing tiny little kings and knights and princesses and shit.
Dammit Lauren! Now I can’t work on my paper ‘cause of this game!
Up, Down, In, Out. →
(via sanamivera)
Wicked cool.