So you can always read yourself to sleep.
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So you can always read yourself to sleep.
Weary, Stale, Flat, and Unfunny of the Day: During a “back to school” segment on last night’s Jay Leno Show, Leno suggested that today’s students might be more comfortable getting their required reading done via Twitter. Alas, poor Leno and his staff overestimated their own literacy and (sorta) summarized Sophocles’ Oedipus Rex instead of Shakespeare’s Hamlet as intended.
Watch the mortifying gaffe below:
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Your are messing up my profession, Jay.
::headdesk:: ::headesk:: ::headdesk::
Officially THE best text I’ve ever received. And in the top 10 of favorite things ever said to me. <3
but am thinking it might be kind of late.
Asiago, gouda, and midnight moon cheeses. Pepperoni. Slices of regular and herb baguette. Green grapes. Chunks of dark chocolate. And a glass of white wine.
Superb.
<333 The Mountain Goats
Is it weird that I want to be in a serious relationship right now so that when it ends I can listen to this song over and over and over again in my depression?
Yeah … definitely weird.
Oh hey, Matthew Morrison, can I talk to you for a sec?
Here’s the deal—up until last night, I didn’t know your name. You really only came into my world once Glee became a part of it. Anyway, let me just get to the point: I want you to put a baby in me and I want you to do it right now. And then after that, I want you to put another baby in me. And in between baby making we’re going to sing and laugh and stare into each other’s eyes. I hope you’re ok with that. You are? Cool. Let’s do this.
I will take your sloppy seconds.
Agreed! Totally fell in love with him last night. Somewhere around the time he started breaking it down to Kanye’s Gold Digger and it was clear that this guy’s got moves. Just another reason to love Glee.
Bree, I’m reblogging this for you so you know who to put on your Hit List. <3
He’s way cute in person. Way cute. Oh my gosh, I’m all giddy just thinking about that hug I got, like, a month ago. Squeeeeeeee!!!